butter cup

Sex so rough the bruises are still not fading a week later

Sex so rough the bruises are still not fading a week later

I have fun stories about dudes I dated in high school and how it taught me more about the people i was friends with than myself but i just babysat for 15+ hours and I have a new TV with a Netflix button so I am going to go to there instead

Dudes hands still manage to find my ass even when he’s snoring

Dude is asleep next to me
Dude has his leg draped over mine
Dude had his ego hurt by me today and still kisses me goodnight
Dude and I have spent most of the weekend just existing near each other
I am happy. I am sad he leaves Tuesday morning.

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

OKAY SO LETS TALK ABOUT WHEN YOUR GIRL IS ASS NAKED LOOKING FOR CLOTHES TO WEAR AND SHE AINT EEM TRYNA BE CUTE SHE OUT HERE LOOKING FOR MATCHING SOCKS N SHIT BUT LOWKEY LOOKING MAJESTIC N SHIT, SHE OVER HERE WALKING CROSS THE ROOM OVER TO THE CLOSET WITH THIS SEXY ASS GAZELLE ASS WALK AND YOU OUT HERE LIKE MY NIGGA HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL RIGHT NOW I CAN BUHLEEDISHIT AND THEN YOU SEE HER FACE WHILE SHE PUTTING TOGETHER OUTFIT AND SHE LIKE 12 DIFFERENT TYPES OF CUTE AND YOU NOT REALLY UNDERSTANDING HOW ALL THIS IS EXISTING IN THE SAME UNIVERSE

walkerflexasranger:

and then she does that shit for another 45 fucking minutes and its annoying as hell cuz yall aint never on time for nothing cuz her fuckass cant never make up her mind.

(Source: walkerflexxasranger, via necrophilofthefuture)